GOD DAMN GENETICS: Crooked teeth are un-American.

I empathize with Asian girls.  I know that is a broad statement, but I really mean it.  My lovely Asian ladies, I know the struggle babies.  You know the grill is jacked, but you gotta show it off.
You can’t hide behind your hand forever.

In America, perfectly straight, bright, glowing teeth are a sign of wealth.  A boost in confidence and charisma with every smile.  Life is grand when you’re of middle class wealth and white (ASSUMPTION.)

One of these caucasians is not like the others.

God damn genetics.  My parents took me to the orthodontist when I was twelve or something, and we left with a rough estimate of $10,000 worth of work needed to be done.  Needless to say, never did get those braces.

I can’t really blame my parents for being broke asses.  I can relate, I work a full-time job and don’t really have that kind of money either.  And that’s without a house and kids.

While it should be noted that I have no grasp on basic economics, I’m estimating that with inflation included, braces and sculpted white teeth will cost me $105,000 by the time I’m financially stable enough to obtain them.  By that point in my life, my teeth are going to be falling out anyways.

So I guess these will be the solution to my crooked teeth.

God damn genetics… Imma be one handsome old man.


Author: JuiceJohn

It doesn't have to make cents.

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