Druggies and the use of modified sign language. Knowing that shouting out “HEY MAN, WANNA GO SMOKE A JOINT?” could possibly be incriminating, potheads instinctively developed a new form of communication. HINT: No matter what message they’re trying to flail out with their hands, it always means one thing. Let’s go smoke some more pot.
The Smoke a Joint Sign.
If you had absolutely no idea about pothead culture, this would be a confusing offer.
You want to go blow a dwarf?
The lips are pursed. Usually the phrase “you wanna smoke a joint” is slightly whispered and the eyebrows are held up to look inquisitive.
The Smoke a Bowl Sign.
Usually requires two hands. Looks like somebody haphazardly eating with two spoons. Or sloppily sucking two…
Can also be done with one hand. Looks like a stroke victim blowing a kiss.
The Bong Smokers Sign
You get the point.
All of the marijuana sign language is exactly the same as fellatio sign language. If somebody makes any of these gestures at you, just be sure to know what exactly you’re getting yourself into — before things go to far. You’ve been warned.
And don’t smoke marijuana to begin with kids. Marijuana is a gateway drug in 100% of all hard drug users. Addictions to drugs like cocaine, heroin, crack, crystal method, and blogging all stem from trying marijuana. You’ve been warned, again.
Drug education is the solution. You’re lucky I’m here. Now let’s quickly do the hard drugs.
COCAINE: The Let’s Do a Line Sign.
As plain as the nose on your face. Just point to it.
HEROIN: The Wanna Shoot Up Sign.
Double tap on your bicep and the message is clear.
CRACK: The Let’s Get a Rock Sign.
The most vivid of all the drug sign language. You can feel the urgency.
CRYSTAL METH: I’m not covering it because I don’t want to scab my face up.