I made the mistake of saying that I was going to review something besides a beer in the last edition of WAYTR.
A sacrifice. Even though this website is all about my wants, my needs, my desires!
If I want to become an alcoholic, but justify it by saying “it’s for the website…” it’s my life MOM, I do what I want. I’m 26!
GOD! I’m totally moving out!
[When I can afford it or find a good roommate with a vagina (AKA LTR girlfriend,wife, g-milf)
Anyways, let’s not get into how much I suck, let’s talk about the FILA Millan Express tennis shoe. It’s pretty good. I liked how it wasn’t like a boot. Pretty cool how the laces matched the rest of the shoe. It made me feel like I was performing better while walking on my treadmill at 2 mph, watching The Colbert Report.
Not a boot.
Laces matched the rest of the shoe.
Looks like something Beetlejuice would wear, if he was running a 5k.
You would look like like a tool if you wore the FILA Nighwatch Maker’s with your regular clothes. Unless all of your regular clothes are also gym clothes. Then, you just look like a tool in general.
Not as cool as the Reebok pump shoes from the 90’s.
VERDICT: I don’t even know if you can buy the FILA Absent Gardens anymore. RECOMMENDED?
**Side-note, the beer consumed during the video was yet another Michigan craft beer. Mackinac Pale Ale by Michigan Brewing CO.
It was pretty-okay. If I was to review it… WHICH I AM IN NO WAY DOING — it would probably bump Sierra Nevada out of third place.
Expect Sierra Nevada Torpedo to drop a place in the rankings with every review.
Gold medal – Founders Dirty Bastard
Silver medal – Arcadia Ales London-Style Porter
Bronze medal – Michigan Brewing Company Mackinac Pale Ale
I hope you didn’t pay for it – Sierra Nevada Torpedo