J: One more bad relationship, I’m buying a FleshLight and calling it good. You lose women, I have the internet.
T: lol male sex toys thats a laugh ever heard of your hand? i have 2 of em.
J: all callus-y,
J: the fleshlight is like a rubber vagina, concealed as an everyday, normal flashlight
T: or tall can of soda.
J: people see it, they say, “hey, he reads at night” not… “hey this guy fucks plastic vaginas.”
Tall can? Who are you kidding?