QUOTES: Season Finale: One more bad relationship…

J: One more bad relationship, I’m buying a FleshLight and calling it good. You lose women, I have the internet.

T: lol male sex toys thats a laugh ever heard of your hand? i have 2 of em.

J: all callus-y,

J: the fleshlight is like a rubber vagina, concealed as an everyday, normal flashlight

T: or tall can of soda.

J: people see it, they say, “hey, he reads at night” not… “hey this guy fucks plastic vaginas.”
Tall can?  Who are you kidding?

T: lol


Author: JuiceJohn

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