DIET TIPS: Get sick and lose weight.

I’m running a fever right now.  My left tonsil is swollen.  It’s so large that it’s almost touching ol’ righty.  This sucks.

But on a positive note, it hurts way too bad to eat anything.  What is the key to every successful weight loss diet?  Deprivation!

What a great way to start this thing!

My weight as of today: 209 lbs.

Yeah, I’ve already lost a pound “following” the John’s Juice system.  It’s only been two days!

Suck it, Slim-Fast.

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Author: JuiceJohn

It doesn't have to make cents.

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