I’m running a fever right now. My left tonsil is swollen. It’s so large that it’s almost touching ol’ righty. This sucks.
But on a positive note, it hurts way too bad to eat anything. What is the key to every successful weight loss diet? Deprivation!
What a great way to start this thing!
My weight as of today: 209 lbs.
Yeah, I’ve already lost a pound “following” the John’s Juice system. It’s only been two days!
Suck it, Slim-Fast.