TESTIMONIAL: I don’t really hate Jim Carrey.

I’m sure he had good reasons to pass on the Dumb and Dumber sequel.  Maybe they only offered him $20 million.  Maybe he would rather go make The Number 24 or Bruce Almightier or Mr. Popper’s Penguins 2: Let’s Get Popping.

Alas, that’s not what this category of my website is all about.  In TESTIMONIAL, I break down the high’s and low’s since the last TESTIMONIAL — which this time was all the way back on May 15, 2012.

HIGH’S

  • I bought Diablo 3 on May 30th and it runs great on my laptop!  I’ve taken down Diablo and his minions countless times, saving all of New Tristam in the process.  I am a fucking hero.
  • June happened.  I think.  I’m missing a huge piece of my life here… I don’t know where June went…
  • I don’t really hate Jim Carrey, but I LOVE Foxy Shazam.  Another great show on July 11th.  Great music and a sight to see.  So friendly and willing to mingle with their fans after the show.  They don’t deserve to be so humble…
Yeah, I’m a little tanked but that’s my American right.  It’s in the constitution.

LOW’S

  • I just added up my total playtime of Diablo 3’s five classes — and it turns out I’ve wasted 100 hours of my life. Between my full-time job and gaming addiction, I just figured out why I’m missing a month.
  • Financing my fall semester is proving to be tricky.  I may have to start selling things.  Stay tuned for Craigslist postings.
  • Jim Carrey broke my heart.
  • Everything else.
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Author: JuiceJohn

It doesn't have to make cents.

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