Where the hell is science lately? It seems like they’re all focused on cellphones and GPS-satellite-blah-blah-blah. We’re not even done with appliances yet. Let’s look a little inward.
The Dyson guy gets it. He looked at the vacuum and said “NOT GOOD ENOUGH.” I respect that. Fuck vacuums. They suck.
I feel the same way about microwaves. Where’s the innovation? What’s the next best thing in microwave technology?
Someone needs to invent a microwave that I can put metal in. I feel like something beyond myself (god?) is driving me on this one. Also, I grill potatoes wrapped in tin foil. I would like to eat the leftovers the next day, heating them up quickly in a microwave. But who has the energy and time to unwrap them? And as everyone knows, unwrapping a potato prior to heating ruins the locked in flavor.
Another example — I make instant oatmeal. When I stir it halfway through cooking, I sometimes forget to take the spoon out. Loud noises. Pop. Everyone yells at me.
Current and future science people, now you know. A microwave that doesn’t freak out over metal would be really cool.