I wanted the both of you to know that last night there was a gas leak in my house or something and the shortage of oxygen led me to I write the previous article. Let it be known that I do not stand behind anything I said. I am proud to be an American and I would never leave for some shitty European country like Scandinavia or whatever I said. I like three things: monster trucks, NASCAR, and Busch beer. I love three things: the Bible, the Jesus, and the Republican party. Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan are going to make us all rich and once we’re rich we will pay a lower tax rate, making us all even richer than we would have been! Prosperity for all! It makes sense if you don’t question it, which I never would under normal circumstances. It was like a demon possessed me last night… OMGoodness! I hope that’s not true! Say prayers for me :)!!!
Also, Mitt Romney believes in the same Jesus as I do. The Mormon Jesus is the same as MY Jesus. A liberal nonbeliever (a co-worker, pray for him) told me that the Mormon Jesus wasn’t born to a virgin mother, but instead God came to Earth and literally “LAID” with a lady. Jesus wasn’t born to a virgin? LOL nobody would believe that.
If you really care about America you will vote for Ryan/Romney 2012. Ryan’s tax plan to cut taxes for the ultra-wealthy will benefit us all in the long run. As George W. Bush (my 2nd favorite Pres after Reagan) demonstrated, trickle-down economics really work! When rich people have more money, they want to give it all away and make us all rich 🙂 !!!
Once again, I’m sorry for the last article. I hope I didn’t mislead anyone.
P.S. Chick-Fil-A is my new favorite restaurant now that they’ve publicly opposed gay marriage. Missouri Representative Todd Akin has a point, nobody gets pregnant from legitimate rape — look at prison! There is never a reason for abortion! Romney/Ryan 2012!!!
P.S.2 I also blame the gas leak for all the grammatical errors of my last post. I will be going through and correcting it as time goes by. I may not agree with what I said, but I want to say it correctly as I can! God bless.