UPDATE 11/7: Damn, I’m not psychic.
Tuesday, November 6th.
This madness will finally be over.
Wednesday, November 7th.
When a massive recount is held in Ohio.
Thursday, November 8th.
Winner, ___________ ___________ gives a speech about his victory. 50% of the country bitches about it on Facebook. No research or facts required.
Friday, November 9th.
OH, THANKSGIVING AND CHRISTMAS ARE COMING! LOOK AT THE SALES! I GOTTA BUY A TURKEY! TWO TURKEYS! LOOK AT THE BLACK FRIDAY AD!
Saturday, November 3rd.
I’m ready for you idiots to be distracted by Christmas.