I still stock shelves. Frozen foods to be more specific.  I think it’s starting to get to me.


Good, Ice Cream Humor by Juice John at age 26 (adolescent enough.)

Ice cream humor is what you demand?

Good Humor is the brand that I have planned.

It’s a pun — Good Humor makes ice cream bars.

The printer for the store brand isn’t doing so well

It’s missing letters, and going to hell.

Peanut Butter Fudge is what the label should say,

But Nut Butt Fudge came in and that’s kinda gay.

Speaking of gay, do you know where all the lesbians in Antarctica hang out?

The Klondike Bar.

It’s ice cream humor, it’s good humor.



Author: JuiceJohn

It doesn't have to make cents.

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