QUOTES: Padded garments.

“Women wear padded bras to make their junk look bigger.  I wear padded boxers so my thighs don’t get bruised when I’m walking.”

–Juicejohn joking about his large penis or “thigh-slapper” (which is also a joke.)

UNNECESSARY EXPLANATION OF JOKE: You see, my hypothetical penis in this scenario is so large that something as simple as walking causes it to swing back and forth like a pendulum.  With every step I take, my dangle gains momentum and eventually starts to violently slap against my thighs — causing bruises.  Henceforth thereto — padded boxers.

I think my work here is done for the week.  


Author: JuiceJohn

It doesn't have to make cents.

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