M4M: Seeking young black male.

There’s a lot of shit you don’t know about me.  For one, I’m a fake a musician.  I make sick beats on the computer.

Lately I’ve been listening to a lot of Kendrick Lamar.  I’m god damned inspired to get this rap career going and finally get out of my parents house.

The problem is — I’m too old and white.  Twenty-seven is elderly in the rap game.  And as a fan of rap music — I have to admit — it’s just better when a black guy is doing it.

So being the problem solver that I am, I posted an ad to CraigsList.

M4M: Seeking young black male. 

Older white male seeking 17-21 male to spit.  Must be young, black, willing to go all night if needed.  Bandanna a bonus!

I hope this works.


Author: JuiceJohn

It doesn't have to make cents.

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