There’s a lot of shit you don’t know about me. For one, I’m a fake a musician. I make sick beats on the computer.
Lately I’ve been listening to a lot of Kendrick Lamar. I’m god damned inspired to get this rap career going and finally get out of my parents house.
The problem is — I’m too old and white. Twenty-seven is elderly in the rap game. And as a fan of rap music — I have to admit — it’s just better when a black guy is doing it.
So being the problem solver that I am, I posted an ad to CraigsList.
M4M: Seeking young black male.
Older white male seeking 17-21 male to spit. Must be young, black, willing to go all night if needed. Bandanna a bonus!
I hope this works.