“Never post your first time doing stand-up.” — every comedian ever.
EDIT: I deleted this video. Even though I feel like I did pretty well, it doesn’t really fit the style I’ve fallen in to. Nobody gives shits, I’m typing to nobody and I love it. So the other day, I ate an egg salad sandwich. Why’s it called salad?
Here’s a video that I made for some bullshit website when I was younger. Enjoy.