Crazy eye and smiley guy.



My name is John. (Redundant.) I am a renaissance man. (Questionable.)

I am the youngest of four children.  I come from a nuclear family.  My siblings are all at least eleven years my elders.  By the time I was ten years old they were all moved out of the house — and I have essentially been an only child since.  With no neighbor kids to befriend, I have been entertaining myself for the past sixteen years with the use of a computer.

This blog is a tool used to achieve my main goal of self entertainment.  I could just as easily do this type of stuff offline, but I figure if I can find amusement out of something that I’ve dreamed up — there is a chance that someone else will as well.

I have no allusions of quitting my double life as full-time college student / full-time shelf-stocker and making a career out of blogging.  I don’t promote this blog and I’m not trying to sell you anything*.  I’m just keeping myself busy.

If you want to dig through the shit, better bring a shovel.

*NOTE: I would love to eventually sell you something.  I want your money.



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Everything is original content… besides the OTHER or PLAYLIST category.

It would really piss me off if somebody made money off something I made.  Fat Man Workout Plan is a golden idea!  In the correct set of chubby hands that thought could have went somewhere.

Anyways, just don’t steal my shit.  It’s not like I’m doing anything special here, come up with something better.

Love you.



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