NOW YOU KNOW: Stop Ruining Clowns.



When you’re as apathetic as I am, it’s really hard to get passionate about anything.  Well, this year I finally found my cause.  I need to fight for the rights of clowns.


FUN WITH FACIAL HAIR: Goatee: The Motion Picture.

I entertain myself.  I always feel like I have to explain that I do this stuff to entertain myself — because I always feel the need to explain myself.

You dig?

You dig.

I shaved my beard into a goatee and made an evening out of it.

How is that not normal?  

I’m sure every other mid-20’s guy is out doing the same thing.

So what that I recorded a series of segments in celebration of my goatee?

Some people make birdhouses.